1. His veteran presence will help keep precocious pups Garnett, Allen and Pierce in line.
2. He was one of the best players of the decade...the 90s that is.
3. Just by standing near Greg Popozitz on a daily basis for five years, through sheer osmosis, Finley already knows more about coaching than Doc Rivers.
4. His warm smile and bubbly demeanor will melt Perk's frozen heart.
5. Even at 53 years old, he's still a better defender than Nate Robinson.